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bathroom yellow pages 

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

pink pages 

In TV production, especially soap operas, the pages of a script that occur during dream sequences or coma fantasies are colored pink. The alternate color of the pages reminds all involved that these events don't actually happen in the storyline of the soap.
On The Simpsons, Moe's facelift was an example of a "pink pages" sequence.

On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.
pink pages by Moggraider May 12, 2009

See you in the funny papers. 

Also ... See you in the funny pages.

Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.

see you in the funny pages 

This a kind remark, meant to be good natured and humorous......Unlike the definitions put here. See the two existing versions of "funny papers" on this same site. This is exactly the same

on papers 

Say dog, lets smoke, naw man im on papers. still? how much longer? six months..
on papers by nigga agafg January 19, 2009

Fap papers

This will be your room.

Underneath the bed, you'll find some fap papers.
Fap papers by Fukaface! September 9, 2020