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A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.
Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.
Peony by 3,999,999,999 November 17, 2019
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it means a flower that only grows in the start of summer and the end of spring and the colours are pink,white,pale pink,dark pink,and that is about it for the colours
The peony blooming nice and big and the colours were pink and white
peony by Peony Chan June 27, 2006
She’s a crazy, pretty, bipolar girl who is happy being with or without people. She is quiet at first but warms up and becomes a fun loving retarded person
That peony girls so weird but I kinda like it...
Peony by Aratatattat August 12, 2019
Derived from 'The Pacman' himself. This involves using the words, "dutty", "stink" or "nasty" in front of anything to emphasize it in a good way (much as one would use 'Bad' to refer to something as good)
"Allyuh, leh we roll fo' ah dutty Burger King nuh"

The word 'dutty' above can be said to be a paconym
Paconym by The Nasty Nephilim June 7, 2009

Peony Push

A drink invented by your golf buddy that has double the alcohol content of a Long Island Iced Tea and garnished with his favorite flower, the Peony. It was created because his wife gets turned on by wearing a strap on and anally penetrating him. He gets embarrassed so he needs to get intoxicated to do it, even though it turns him on, as well.
Hey Bryan, want to go grab a beer tonight after golf? Sure thing, if you want to go with me to the Tailgate Tavern while I pound a couple Peony Pushes. Trudie wants to do the thing we do tonight and I need to get lubed up, in more ways than one.
Peony Push by Scotty Nice December 11, 2020

Tony Palony

Of Italian Descent, Often lurking in Superannution Departments, known to fraud documents by signing on directors behalf.
Me - Who has signed this document it wasn't the director

Bob - Oh it must of been Tony Palony!!
Tony Palony by RAnton87 September 19, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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