A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.
Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.
by 3,999,999,999 November 17, 2019
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She’s a crazy, pretty, bipolar girl who is happy being with or without people. She is quiet at first but warms up and becomes a fun loving retarded person
That peony girls so weird but I kinda like it...
by Aratatattat August 12, 2019
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Mostly a pisces.
Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.

RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.
DUDE 1: 'YO DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'
by Tcffees October 17, 2019
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When a large (fat) woman shits on your chest then rinses it off with her piss.
“Dude I heard Scott hooked up with that fat chick Libby last night’”

“Yeah she did a Peony on him.”
by McWig April 6, 2021
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Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.
Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over
by boggler July 11, 2019
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it means a flower that only grows in the start of summer and the end of spring and the colours are pink,white,pale pink,dark pink,and that is about it for the colours
The peony blooming nice and big and the colours were pink and white
by Peony Chan June 26, 2006
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Similar to the penis, the peonis is a commonly used word for a male diock. Unlike a chode the peonis is the normal size of the cocka.
2. Also a village in Italy.
He put his peonis into my vagona.
I r teh peonis.
Mi peonis le duele mucho.
Siente como un inferno.
I am from the Peonis, Italy.
Everyone from Peonis Italy has a massive peonis.
by Dirty Dan BMF July 15, 2008
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