Peony

A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.

Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.

by 3,999,999,999 November 17, 2019

peony

it means a flower that only grows in the start of summer and the end of spring and the colours are pink,white,pale pink,dark pink,and that is about it for the colours

The peony blooming nice and big and the colours were pink and white

by Peony Chan June 27, 2006

Peony

She’s a crazy, pretty, bipolar girl who is happy being with or without people. She is quiet at first but warms up and becomes a fun loving retarded person

That peony girls so weird but I kinda like it...

by Aratatattat August 12, 2019

Peony

Mostly a pisces.
Has no luck with men.
Bad at flirting.
...But is funny as a clown and is as creative as leonardo davinci.

RESPECT THE PEES, THEY ARE AS RARE AS A GEM.

DUDE 1: 'YO DUDE LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!'
DUDE 2: 'OH THAT'S PEONY, SHES A WHOLE ASS CLOWN LMAOOO.'

by Tcffees October 17, 2019

Peony

When a large (fat) woman shits on your chest then rinses it off with her piss.

“Dude I heard Scott hooked up with that fat chick Libby last night’”

“Yeah she did a Peony on him.”

by McWig April 6, 2021

Peony

Pronounced pee on knees. The s is silent. This is what happens when you are at a urinal and you wind up watering your knees, thus, peony.

Peony happened to me when I was too far from the urinal and it splashed all over

by boggler July 11, 2019

peony

1) A kind of flower with petals similar to that of a rose.
2) Adjective of the noun Peon.

1) Instead of a typical rose, I gave her a peon.
2) Those dudes other there seem a bit peony

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2021