Paedofile 

A paedofile is a round file used to make small holes bigger in woodwork or metalwork.

Hand me that paedofile .

Paedofile by kam75xx February 12, 2019

Paedofinder General 

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Paedofinder General 

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

Paedofinder General by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

Pedrofile 

Someone who dresses fresh and dances exclusively for LG's and Sebastian Sadan. Can also be used to describe someone who is "camera shy."

Guy 1: "Who's that guy flirting with Seb?"

Guy 2: "Just another Pedrofile."

Guy 1: "Oh, that explains why he has such a huge boner for Seb."

Pedrofile by Codyodyo January 15, 2011

petofile 

A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

I'm retarded, so I think "petofile" is a word.

petofile by YCSM July 19, 2007

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell

the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

Paedophile effect 

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

Paedophile effect by NewJaeger March 1, 2015