Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

padlocked by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

Related Words

padlow • Padlocks • padlocked • Pablowned • Padlocking • Padlock Necklace • padow • Padoworu • Pedlow Bob • Pablow

Pablowned

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.

Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.

Pablowned by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

Padlocked Hipster by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

Chinese Padlock by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

padow by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026