padlow

Noun. A person who says 'no' to a reasonable request without reasonable justification.

"My dad makes like $400,000 a year, and he wouldn't even co-sign for my $6,000 student line of credit! What a padlow!"

by Mr.Correct1985 May 25, 2009

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

Pablowned

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.

Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.

by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

padow

When something is the bomb.

Man, that shit was padow!

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006