Padlocks

Name: Padlocks Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

a name given to an overweight teen whose parents put a lock on the fridge at night so they wont eat all the food.

Man, i saw padlocks walking to her neighbors to get some milk...her momma musta locked up the fridge again.

Padlocks by The Shrine May 20, 2008

Get the Padlocks mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

padlocked by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

Get the padlocked mug.

padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

Get the padlocking mug.

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

Padlocked Hipster by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Get the Padlocked Hipster mug.

Chinese Padlock

The Chinese Padlock is when you wrap your dick around under you and stick it in your own ass

Dude, running the De-Alerting aff is pretty much giving yourself the Chinese Padlock

Chinese Padlock by mrfriend6969 August 21, 2009

Get the Chinese Padlock mug.

Padlock Chaser

A person obsessed with looking up current topics and words in wikipedia. Mainly for the thrill of seeing a padlock and saying to oneself... "Dam, that must be one heated topic"

I'm a full blown padlock chaser, and I'm dam proud of it.

Padlock Chaser by SiLentThReaD December 15, 2009

Get the Padlock Chaser mug.

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

Dirty Padlock by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Get the Dirty Padlock mug.

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

Get the fauxstalgia mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026