padd E

1.bullshitting like hell
2.going off in a modd for no reason

dude u are doing a padd E because it obvious that u are not related to the mafia

dont mind him he just went off on a padd E for some reason

by fred March 29, 2005

Stat Padder

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.

I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.

by Oggydyne October 3, 2019

Padder

An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.

Yo that kid’s such a padder!

by padder69420 November 16, 2021

Pink Padded Penis Wallet

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

by MJGeezy August 27, 2009

friend padder

One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.

John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.

Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.

by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009

Padded

1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim.

2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.

Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her.

Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded.

The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear.

by NoNamedFish August 26, 2009

Padded Bra

Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.

Damn! Those are some giant boobs. She must be wearing a padded bra.

by ShelteredAshley November 6, 2002