A main course from Indonesia. Take aways are suggested than dine in because you’ll get an extra portion if you’re purchasing them in take aways. Nasi padang usually served in an individually wrapped in a daun pisang (banana leaf) and paper wrap with a bunch of rice, vegetables, and a side dish inside. You can also costumize your nasi padang by your own taste.

Their popular side dishes are beef rendang (marinated in a grated coconut extract), ayam pop (padang styled chicken curry), Ikan kakap gulai, and their signature fried egg (promise me you’ll love their fried eggs at first bite)

Nasi padang costs IDR10.000,00 - IDR40.000,00 / each (depending on which side dishes you’ve picked), ain’t that pricy tho…

Jane : “bro Have you ever tried nasi Padang before?”
Kanye : “dude that’s the greatest cuisine I’ve ever eaten in Indonesia”
Jane : “Have you tried their signature minang style beef rendang?”
Kanye : “Yessss, and I’m in Love with rendang”

Nasi padang by Geezybeezy November 22, 2021

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PADANG

PADANG is another way of saying a drawn out Daaaaaammmn!

It could also be considered BAM! With a twist.

Smoky: "Mrs. Parker finer than a mother fucker."

Craig and Smoky: "PADANG!"

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semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will

Ben just semen padanged the doorline

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Padang

The spiral doorstop that protects your wall from being smashed by the handle. When you hit it it makes the sound’padannnnngggggg’

The kids kept hitting that doorstop, all I’ve heard all day is padang after Padang!

Padang by Maya Bo November 19, 2021

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bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

bangkok padang by JJ May 7, 2005

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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