Onboardening 

Onboarding.

(Only used by austrian people over 50 who do not know that "onboarding" is the proper spelling.)

Please prepare the onboardening for our new team member.

Onboardening by hugover_bra November 23, 2018

onboarding 

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

onboarding by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

Onboarding 

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

Onboarding by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

Onboarding unemployed by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022