onboard
Already fitted to your computer as part of the main circuitry on the motherboard. The alternative is a separate expansion card which is attached to the motherboard via a special port.
onboard by Amin Anari August 24, 2005
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passenger onboard
A turd in the waiting room
I've got a passenger onboard who needs to leave, i.e. there's a Mersey trout in the departure lounge.
passenger onboard by Duneboy April 16, 2017
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baby on board
When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
Baby On Board
A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?
Baby On Board by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010
baby on board
"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.
baby on board by drunk oracle March 19, 2010
baby on board
a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.
Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."
Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."
Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."
Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."
Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."
baby on board by emmo (not emo) August 16, 2006
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get on board by lips lisp January 5, 2016
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