onboarding

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

Onboarding

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022

outboarding

When you "motorboat" or blow with your lips pressed between another persons butt cheeks.

I walked into my parents room last week and they were outboarding.

by fatwreck138 February 28, 2009

onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.

Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING

by Mooseticles May 13, 2022

Noboarding

1. Any form of boardless sport.
2. The action, state of mind, or ethereal realm achieved via boardless sport and the community thereof

I. Babbydick: "what is Tom doing?"

Member of the Nold Collective: "He's noboarding, Adar."
II. "He was with Lucas, so he was probably noboarding. That Lucas tries hard to traverse the void to PDPSPP* existence as a noboarder."

*PDPSPP = pan-dimensional, pan-sexual, pan-palatable

by tmexcandy March 23, 2013

inboarding

Hiring from within as in employee inboarding.

Our Inboarding Programs provide your organization and employees with the framework and skills to choose the best career path within your organization.

by LGcoolJ November 13, 2013