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Night owling
Night owling by Midnight Madness June 11, 2009
owling
the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.
person1: i planked all day, and broke the world record!
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
person2: planking!!!??? i posted my self owling on fb and set the world record
person1: O_o
owling by Stormteddy July 15, 2011
Owling
A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.
Guy 1: Don't you hate when hobos try to take dumps in public?
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Guy 2: He's not taking a dump, he's owling!
Owling by TotesDeffs September 9, 2011
Brown Owling
To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.
Brown Owling by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009
Owling
Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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