A person who wears incredibly huge underwear making their body an hourglass type of shape, they are also incredibly bald and most commonly spotted in closets.
You kids be safe and always check for closet-Otsirs. You never know when one will appear in your closet.
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Get the otsir mug.Osiris, the king and ruler of the after-life.
- Osiris is also a guy/girl who is very attractive.
- Osiris is the name of the best walking beings in the world.
- Name your kid Osiris.
- Osiris is also a guy/girl who is very attractive.
- Osiris is the name of the best walking beings in the world.
- Name your kid Osiris.
Osiris is the best name ever!
by Adam Ladunce March 13, 2017
Get the Osiris mug.Osiris was king of the gods. His wife Isis was goddess of fertility and magic and their son Horus was the falcon-headed god of the sky. Osiris was sacrificed by his brother Set in a bid to usurp him. Set cut him into pieces and scattered them across Egypt. Isis and Horus found the pieces and restored Osiris to life. Horus remained to rule the Land of the Living and Osiris went to the Underworld to rule the Land of the Dead. The Pharaoh was an incarnation of Horus.
In his original form, a green-skinned man dressed in the raiment of a pharaoh. Following the Legend of Osiris, he appears as a green-skinned man in the form of a mummified pharaoh. He is often depicted wearing the atef crown with a pair of ram horns at its base.
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has insanely technical songs/compositions
insanely amazing
not for the squeemish
has insanely technical songs/compositions
insanely amazing
not for the squeemish
by maestro michael March 26, 2008
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