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OTTOTPHJ 

On The Tube Over The Pants Hand Job
These sexy ladies on the tube couldn't keep their hands off me! By the time I got to my station they were finished giving me a glorious OTTOTPHJ. I'm pretty sure no one saw...
OTTOTPHJ by londonwanker May 9, 2014
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Hoy Abit!! umottot ka ba?

Hey Abit!! Did you ottot?
ottot by Chuck27 November 22, 2022

ototototel 

A place to take a nice nananananap!
Person a: I think I'm gonna go to the ototototel.
Person b: are you having a stroke?
Person a: call a bondulance
ototototel by anonymous February 7, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026