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hypertonic osmosis
Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021
Oshmosis
/oshˈmōsəs/
noun
1.
a process by which certain characteristics tend to pass from a less intelligent, native or long-term resident of Oshawa into a more intelligent, outsider or visitor through close contact - thus equalizing the level of intelligence on both sides of a social interaction.
2.
the process of gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas, knowledge, etc. into a more rudimentary or less intelligent point of view. Typically occurring to more open-minded or intelligent people who are subjected to long periods of interaction with such lower-level intelligent life forms as Oshawa residents.
noun
1.
a process by which certain characteristics tend to pass from a less intelligent, native or long-term resident of Oshawa into a more intelligent, outsider or visitor through close contact - thus equalizing the level of intelligence on both sides of a social interaction.
2.
the process of gradual or unconscious assimilation of ideas, knowledge, etc. into a more rudimentary or less intelligent point of view. Typically occurring to more open-minded or intelligent people who are subjected to long periods of interaction with such lower-level intelligent life forms as Oshawa residents.
1. "Man, I spoke with that Shane guy from Oshawa for 30 minutes and could feel myself getting stupider by the moment. I think I just experienced oshmosis" (please take note of the ironic use of 'stupider' within this context).
2. "what she knows of inbreeding she learned not through birthright, not even through experience, but through oshmosis"
2. "what she knows of inbreeding she learned not through birthright, not even through experience, but through oshmosis"
osimosity
(Noun) The state or condition of being awesome. Defined in a bogus mathematical theorem as:
Quality + Perception
-------------------- = Osimosity
Vulgar popularity
Not to be confused with animosity, or pretentiosity.
Quality + Perception
-------------------- = Osimosity
Vulgar popularity
Not to be confused with animosity, or pretentiosity.
osmosis
osmosis by lightvader November 9, 2018
osmosis deficiency
A deformity in the cell membrane that causes water to not move through the cell efficiently, thus lowering the ability of the osmosis process to carry nutrients. Parts of the body start to shut down due to large amounts of malnutrition (effects of Osmosis Deficiency include but aren’t limited to, lose of basic motor skills, the body shutting off access to certain parts of the brain limiting communication skills) early symptoms often resemble severe dehydration. Osmosis Deficiency is a rare disease but it is still possible to catch, their is no proven way to prevent the disease but it is often believed that pomegranates can cause your body to have a harder time defending agents the disease.
I feel bad for Brent he has trouble communicating his thoughts since he got infected with Osmosis Deficiency, he used to speak in such an intelligent way but now when he speaks it’s just comes out as a jumbled mess.
osmosis deficiency by ThatguyP May 30, 2019
osmosis drunk
The act of feeling intoxicated whilst completely sober due to being surrounded by other intoxicated people.
osmosis drunk by bassslides February 11, 2014
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