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Oscillate 

Verb
To bang somebody back and forth rhythmically
"Let's oscillate"
"Sure"
Oscillate by thegaychicken March 9, 2017

Oscillate 

Has many uses, best described through example, though could be used as a substitute for words like 'go', 'fuck', 'look round', 'move'
"you wanna go somewhere else??"
"yeah sure, we should probably oscillate to BurgerKing for some oscillate fries... oh yes hmmmmmm"

Oscillate 

To have sexual intercourse with an ocelot or to be impregnated by an ocelot. (Homosexual Sex) with an Ocelot also applies)
That was the best time I’ve had while I oscillate in a long time!!!
Oscillate by Jimmychonga April 1, 2019

oscillate my anus 

This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.
Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!"
Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"

self oscillate 

The act of mastubation while in self isolation.
Eg: "Hey Rich how's self Isolation working out for you?" "Bloody awesome I get to self oscillate all day while watching Weird Science!"
self oscillate by AussieJoe March 21, 2020

Polarity Oscillation Orbit 

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.
1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.