orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.

I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.

by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015

orphanize

The act of rendering someone an orphan.

"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"

by Paul X. November 10, 2008

Orphanise

To make someone an orphan.

Hey did you see that new Batman movie?
Yeah he totally got orphanisesd in that alley!

by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk February 16, 2021

Orphanionship

The lack of a partner or companion in a romantic relationship

I'm currently in an orphanionship due to my partner's unavailability

by MW Mag May 9, 2023

Orphanized

To have your parents taken or abandoned at a young age

I was ophanized at the age of 4
All the greatest superheroes were orphanized, like Batman and Superman

by KNG-H0B0 July 4, 2022

Orphanite

A child or an adult who disowned their parents. The parents are, by the child or adult, no longer involved in their life.

Yeah, my parents were so much drama and trouble that I decided to become an orphanite.

by Orphanitenumber1 August 8, 2024