orgasmiated

the state of being extremely deprived of orgasms, likely to the point of insanity or other serious health related repercussions.

Person #1: I haven't come in 2 months..

Person #2: Oh my god you must be orgasmiated!

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Orgasmageddon

The impending moment every girl faces when she runs out of orgasms. Orgasms are limited in number and will eventually be impossible to have.

She didn't know it, but every orgasm she used, brought her closer to Orgasmageddon.

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1) n. - an earth-shattering orgasm
2) n. - a massive amount of orgasms in one event

1) Last night was amazing! I think I had an orgasmageddon!
2) There were so many it could have been an orgasmageddon!

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Eating something so good it makes you moan, sigh, groan or make any other noise of pleasure. A combination of "Orgasm" and "Masticate".

The steak was so good that Ralph began to orgasmicate loudly. Thadeus was quite embarrassed and quickly left the table.

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Now, as one ages, the capacity to orgasmate (have orgasms and masturbate) decreases steeply.

To be able to orgasmate abundantly, was the hallmark of successful youthfulness!

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