Definitions by Braingrapes

stuck in neutral 

When you get a handjob aka "Stick Shifted" but you can't ejaculate. See also: blue balls

"Hey how did you do with Mary last night?"
"Ah I was stick shifted but I ended up stuck in neutral."

stuck in neutral by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Nigga tits 

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

Nigga tits by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Dick Shingle 

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.

Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.

Dick Shingle by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Orgasmist 

A pre-ejactulatory puff of non-liquid orgasmic substance.

John was lying on the floor until Pete jumped on top of him with a yogibo forcing a small amount of orgasmist to be transferred to the carpet's surface.

Orgasmist by Braingrapes April 11, 2017