Braingrapes's definitions

Dick Shingle

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.

Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Orgasmist

A pre-ejactulatory puff of non-liquid orgasmic substance.

John was lying on the floor until Pete jumped on top of him with a yogibo forcing a small amount of orgasmist to be transferred to the carpet's surface.

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Nigga tits

An undesirable outcome.

Nigga tits, I thought that experiment would succeed!

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

stuck in neutral

When you get a handjob aka "Stick Shifted" but you can't ejaculate. See also: blue balls

"Hey how did you do with Mary last night?"
"Ah I was stick shifted but I ended up stuck in neutral."

by Braingrapes April 11, 2017