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The alien that attacked kourosh that one night and took over his soul
"My name is ordox, I have come for your children. I need your children."
ordox by Maziar Mottaghian November 15, 2004
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Novus Ordo 

Is a company of performers who put on diverse entertainment shows that may include clowns, acrobats, trained animals, trapeze acts, musicians, dancers, hoopers, tightrope walkers, jugglers, magicians, unicyclists, as well as other object manipulation and stunt-oriented artists.
Person 1: Hey, I'll see you tomorrow morning, yeah?

Person 2: Nah man, going with my family to the Novus Ordo...

Person 1: That sucks, Bro.
Novus Ordo by Matthew Lawrenson January 24, 2019
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Ordonez came from Asturias. The name means the son of Ordono (fortunate, rich, prosperous).
Ordonez has a big past
ordonez by maxican September 11, 2019

Bogus Ordo

Term describing the post-Conciliar Mass of Pope Paul VI. Used ironically by Bogus Ordo attendees and unironically by trads, the word arouses two basic responses: intense rage or bitter laughter.

Bogus Ordoism is the practice of vehemently defending the Bogus Ordo liturgy, or taking part in the culture surrounding the New Evangelization, specifically trying to make people feel good (unless they have an affinity for Traditional liturgy). Bogus Ordites believe that Abp. Lefebvre was an evil man, and the practice of Bogus Ordoism requires daily rituals including lighting candles at the home altars of Marciel Maciel, John Paul the Great, and Dorothy Day.
1: Bro I love my local Bogus Ordo parish! Haha watch me hold hands with the cohabitating couple during the Our Father to "own" the trads!

2: I would never bring my children to the Bogus Ordo. I only ever want them to attend the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass as the saints did, during the Mass of the Ages. I'm not sure why Bogus Ordites are so afraid of Latin, though!
Bogus Ordo by Sam Rocha January 13, 2021
ordol is a title given to a smart and sexy man. ordol is the type of man that will always take care of your mom in both money and pleasure . if you see an ordol, kiss him on the chick cause you dont want to miss the chance.
girl 1:omg ordol is so sexy! i want to suck his dick
girl 2:me too omg
ordol by thecoolsexyman March 21, 2021

The Dirty Ordonez 

A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
That poor bastard Mike...he got The Dirty Ordonez this time.
The Dirty Ordonez by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008

Al-Ordon 

in english its name is Jordan, a great country located in the middle east with Israel on its west, Iraq to its east, Saudi Arabia to its east and south, and Syria on its northern border, the best country and can win any soccer competition, they speak arabic, it is the best country in the world..al ordon awalan or jordan first in arabic
That guy thinks he is from a country like Al-Ordon
Al-Ordon by Walid Al-Jierdat February 18, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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