by maxican September 11, 2019
A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
by Nick's Fix February 16, 2008
I love me some Magglio Ordonez
by Jennifer ay bay bay September 9, 2007
my love. shes amazingly beautiful, and id do anything to make her happy. i love seeing her smile, and making her laugh. she means everything to me, and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
Kimberly Ordonez
by Sam Monte December 6, 2011
Mathew Ordonez is the most attractive man in Connecticut and he often hangs out with a group of weirdos but he’s shines the most out of all of them
by Xplovesyou November 23, 2021
A very strange kid who is a senior at mcclancy. He likes to rap to Tay-K and YBN Nahmir. His favorite sport is soccer and he likes to touch young men. He hates when he gets back-locked but overall hes a pretty good person.
by Mcclancystudent@18 October 19, 2018