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When your full attention is directed at a task that decides your fate, but someone offers head/tail at the peak of the task.
Did you hear, Jared was midway through his thesis when his girl walked in and started gobbling his salted jerky stick. He told me he's at risk of failing the class now, but he doesn't regret that optimussy.
optimussy by Yuggsworth April 28, 2022
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Optimus Dime 

John "Optimus Dime" Wall. Point Guard for the Washington Wizards.
Bumblebeal: fully repaired Permission to speak, sir?
Optimus Dime: Permission granted, old friend.
Bumblebeal: I wish to stay with the boy.
Optimus Dime: If that is his choice
Otto Porter Jr.: Yes.
Optimus Dime by WheatyB February 13, 2017

optimus prime 

Leader of the Autobot wordTransformers/word. He is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin' about. Died in Transformers: The Movie, but came back twice.
We should all try and be like Optimus Prime.
optimus prime by Popcorn September 28, 2003

Optimus Prime 

1. (n) Leader of the Autobots, the protagonist of the Transformers universe. Originally transformed into a red cab-over semi-truck, his form has evolved through the various iterations of the Transformers universe (see Optimus Primal).

He is known for his strong leadership and courage and would easily sacrifice himself for the safety of others. His selfless personality is one of many traits that made him a great leader. Optimus Prime could be easily described as a "reluctant warrior", in that he only engages in war when absolutely necessary. It is possible this attitude prolonged the Autobot/Decepticon war.

He and Megatron (or his numerous iterations) have always shared a mutual respect for each other, and have opposed each other in nearly every depiction of the Transformers universe.

In the 1986 Transformers animated film, Optimus Prime was killed after a fierce battle with Megatron, but his character returned several times during the series.

Optimus Prime was the most liked character among young viewers of the original series, although his toy was not the highest selling (original release, excludes all others).
Optimus: "One shall stand.., One shall fall."

Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"

Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.."
Optimus Prime by phroot October 15, 2008

optimus fine 

an ex (normally a guy) who's all scruffy-assed when they're with you, then the second you break up; he decides to TRANSFORM into a smooth, goodlookin' gentleman...
Girl: OMG that guy over there, Jamie is like soo hot!
Jamie's ex: Jamie? Nah - he a scruff. *turns around* WHAT THE HELL?!
Girl: I know right? BUFF!
Jamie's ex: Stupid optimus fine.
optimus fine by nojuststop December 8, 2013

Optimus Prime 

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.
I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. Will you assist us in our darkest hour?
Optimus Prime by wEirD RanDo March 27, 2021

Optimus prime 

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”
And then Optimus prime fucking died!
Optimus prime by Wryy master DIO November 23, 2020
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