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An action in which a person accidentally creates the worst possible outcome for itself.
"Dude, don't optimus yourself."
"Damn, he optimused himself."
"He just pulled off an optimus on himself."
by darkside343 May 24, 2018
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The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the early 1990's until late 2002 when radio shack changed over to name brands Such as RCA, Sony, Pioneer, etc...
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge sale on most of there Optimus Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette Players, Turntables, etc...

Ight Dogg, It's still Realistic but I can dig that brand...
by Ravpaq October 06, 2006
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2 inch nostrils
Hey there! I just had a threesome tonight, 2 guys nose fucked me through my 2 nostrils and it worked!
by John F. Kennedy February 21, 2003
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