OPtard

When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

by bbksurfacing October 1, 2017

optard

A person that does not understand how optics work.

"That guy thinks the ground and sky are physically touching on the horizon when it's due to the lenses we view that through being curved, what an optard"

by LunningCinguist November 29, 2019

opmtard

Opmtard is an anime tiktoker. He doesn’t speak English, Spanish, French or any other language he only speaks facts a language that only few humans can speak. Opmtard is also very very very hot 🥵

Michelle: Have you heard of Opmtard on tiktok? He’s very hot and knows his facts I want to marry him 😍💍

Sarah: Yes me too 🥺❤️💅🏻

by Opmtards wife🥺💍 February 27, 2021

octard

A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.

"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"

by reality check23 November 22, 2009

optadopt

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.

"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."

by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009

Ostard

It is a common name defining a kind of animals which were believed to have just two feet, ran fast and looked like an ostrich; generally took part in the myths and belonged to the middle age. (Used in some FRP games)

*Yesterday I saw an ostard in the deepest place of the forest and than domesticated it.

*My sweet mount is the most powerful ostard among the others.

by Miranda Bir Anda March 20, 2010

optarse

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us
tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave
alec: don't be an optarse!

by gak September 18, 2008