Definitions by bbksurfacing

Miss Johnson 

A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.

"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.

Miss Johnson by bbksurfacing January 4, 2019

Kitty Straya 

An ageing street hooker, a cat that strays looking for business.

"Crikey, look at that wrinkly old hooker she is rough"
"Yup, shes a kitty straya"

Kitty Straya by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Alfie Green 

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

Alfie Green by bbksurfacing January 3, 2019

Cumguzzlingcockwomble 

A person who thinks the earth is flat.

John; Hey guess what joe?
Joe; What mate?
John; The earth is flat and it's under gods glorious dome.
Joe; shut the fuck up you cumguzzlingcockwomble!

Cumguzzlingcockwomble by bbksurfacing October 2, 2018

Downflindrome 

Flat earther who is mentally challenged and is incapable of learning basic science.

Geoff: Fuck me , have you seen that Freddie montgomerie at school, he's as thick as fuck!
Chris: Yeah, poor bastard is suffering with downflindrome.

Downflindrome by bbksurfacing October 2, 2018

OPtard

When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

OPtard by bbksurfacing October 1, 2017

tummy chuckle 

Laughing from deep inside your stomach, uncontrollably

The joke was so funny, i burst out in an attack of the tummy chuckles

tummy chuckle by bbksurfacing May 23, 2014