Cumguzzlingcockwomble

A person who thinks the earth is flat.

John; Hey guess what joe?
Joe; What mate?
John; The earth is flat and it's under gods glorious dome.
Joe; shut the fuck up you cumguzzlingcockwomble!

by bbksurfacing October 02, 2018

Alfie Green

I feel green, that weed is so dense.

"That green is thick man"
"Holy crap that weed is so dense i cant think"
Yep you've given yourself an "Alfie Green"

by bbksurfacing January 04, 2019

Downflindrome

Flat earther who is mentally challenged and is incapable of learning basic science.

Geoff: Fuck me , have you seen that Freddie montgomerie at school, he's as thick as fuck!
Chris: Yeah, poor bastard is suffering with downflindrome.

by bbksurfacing October 02, 2018

tummy chuckle

Laughing from deep inside your stomach, uncontrollably

The joke was so funny, i burst out in an attack of the tummy chuckles

by bbksurfacing May 23, 2014

Kitty Straya

An ageing street hooker, a cat that strays looking for business.

"Crikey, look at that wrinkly old hooker she is rough"
"Yup, shes a kitty straya"

by bbksurfacing January 04, 2019

OPtard

When an absolute retard has an opening post so mentally deficient of any sense, logic or reason, for example,

Flat Earther: "gravity isn't real and the earth isn't a globe, satellites are fake, it's the NWO trying to destroy the church".
Normal people: "what a total OPtard".

by bbksurfacing September 29, 2017

Miss Johnson

A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.

"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.

by bbksurfacing January 04, 2019