octard

A person SO stupid or retarded, they are literally 8x more retarded than the average retard.

"Dude, are you an octard?That 'girl' you were making out with was a guy!"

by reality check23 November 22, 2009

octard

someone who is unreasonably and stupidly afraid of streets or apartments with number eight

Ryan: Want to go to the deli on 8th ave?

Veronica: No!

Ryan: Your such an octard

by gabronie1 December 22, 2009