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oppressed white guy

An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.

They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"

"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"

"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."

"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."

The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
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Oppressed White Guy Syndrome 

This disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of grandiosity (either in fantasy or actual behavior) i.e. thinks he is a First Nation Chief when in fact he is the son of european immigrants from New Jersey, symptoms include but are not limited to: complete disregard for anyone's point of view, especially ... See Morethat of 'ethic' people, because his is of course the only 'ethnic' point of view that matters. This creates an overwhelming need for admiration, the white guy is always right -and usually has a complete lack of empathy toward others. People with this disorder often believe they are of primary importance to anyone one they meet, and that their opinion trumps any real life experience or first hand knowledge. While this pattern of behavior may be appropriate for a king in 16th Century England, it is generally considered inappropriate for most ordinary people today. People exhibiting this syndrome tend to become exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends. Plastic Shammen, Wannabe's, new ageist, Twinkies and the like have a higher percentage of falling victim to this syndrome than any other group currently. This Personality Disorder is characterized by an enduring pattern of thinking, feeling, and behaving which is significantly different from the person's culture and results in negative consequences.
He's not Native he's suffering from Oppressed White Guy Syndrome -
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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