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One person pleasures themself while another shoves fig newtons or similar snackagesin various orifices and urinates into a bottle as it showers over a third peron.
I was oosting the shit out of that shit last night
oosting by Tony Emigh January 11, 2009
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oohing and aahing

The act of exclaiming `ooh', esp in admiration or surprise. To exclaim in pleasure, satisfaction, surprise, or great joy.
When he pulled the stopper out of the bottle, she began oohing and aahing over the aroma it released.
oohing and aahing by michw6 August 6, 2014
To ooch - moving very gradually and slowly.
The cute dog was ooching up to her owner.
Ooching by Kurdism November 10, 2018
Partying harder then in a rager... walking in from the blue line ripping a snapper of the crossbar so hard it sounds like a doorbell... frisbeeing a sauce so dirtily that the other player puts it top rack
raging is for pussies, Oshing is the shit
Oshing by #OshiePride August 23, 2012
Ooching is a word used in the porn industry to describe anal hemorrhaging.

other uses---

Ooched- When one is bleeding anally.

Oocher- The person and or item that caused the hemorrhaging of the anus.
Lisa suxx is ooching again, get the anapestic so we can clean it up.
Ooching by tysellers420 November 22, 2011

ooshigoosh 

An oosh that likes to goosh
ooshigoosh by Kruddy bitch August 6, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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