ooglet

A vague, fake term used either entirely a) derogatively or b) affectionately towards a person.

a) "YOU MFIN OOGLET"
b) "🥺 hello my little ooglet <3"

by neighborhood ooglet August 23, 2023

ooblet

Ooblet ( o͞ob · let ), noun; Ooblets, plural noun. An individual or entity which acts in a condescending, backhanded manner yet expresses shock when said course of action is met with disdain and hostility.

Tim Sweeny was acting like a complete Ooblet when he thought exclusives make PC gaming better.

by Timelordx1 August 7, 2019

ooglenzed

Getting your pocket Kings cracked when playing Texas No Limit Hold'em.

"I got ooglenzed by a two-outer on the river again!"

"Oh no, I just picked up pocket Kings! I'm gonna get ooglenzed for sure!"

by Vinnibin October 26, 2007

OOGLER

A man who likes to drool over, fantasize about and look at other women who are usually half dressed or naked for fun. This type of man also does this in committed relationships to keep him from cheating. These type of men also like the attention they get from strippers because it strokes their egos. It won't matter how their gf or wife looks or treats them. They have to get their look and feel on to be satisfied. He's an oogler.

Look at this fool in the strip club holding unto the stripper like she's his woman and watching her and every other bitch like a hawk. Man he's an oogler.

or:
"Yeah man I'm going to this steak house where women are half dressed in short shorts to get my look on." This dudes an oogler.

or:
A man who likes to go to strip clubs for entertainment The entertainment is to entertain his fantasies by looking at naked women and letting them stroke his ego with their naked bodies by getting a table dance being a oogler with his eyes. It can also be a man that like to look at other women without their knowledge and get hot over it. An oogler.

by friendabootyexpacaladosius August 17, 2011

ooglenzed

Getting your pocket Kings cracked by weak starting hands when playing No Limit Hold'em.

My Pocket Kings got cracked by 97 suited!

Dang! Not pocket Kings again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!

by Vinnebin October 13, 2007

Ooglenzed

Getting your pocket Aces cracked by when playing No Limit Hold'em.

Dang! Not pocket Aces again! I'm going to get ooglenzed for sure!

Oh noes! An Ace, king and Queen on the flop!

You get Ooglenzed when the river is an extra King that gives your opponent quads Kings

by DennMann December 10, 2009

oogle

a migratory pack animal that drunkenly stumbles onto your porch and sets your couch on fire. they are the uninvited guests who throw inappropriate things (i.e. veggie oil, pressure treated lumber, spray paint cans, someone else's full beers) into a bonfire. while under your roof, they will talk shit on "house punks" while their shitty dog attacks your dog. the term crosses subcultural boundaries; includes hippies, punks, metalheads, ravers, etc.

Man, I wish those oogles would leave town. That guy already asked me for change three times today.

by pissmouth February 15, 2009