ontel

ontel, was a person that was beautiful retarded idiotic, and stupid but is know known as ryzon which is the better counterpart than ontel, ryzon is more amazing and very charming and is a registered sex offender

hey, look! an ontel imagine being one of those LOL! couldn't be me!

by septemberextremtrollingd September 7, 2021

Ontel Monke

the word Ontel Monke is used, when someone is an rich, old and filthy person

man have you seen florim? nah man hes such a ontel monke

by oldlean August 15, 2022

Onterrible

Is used by Canadians to describe the people of Ontario. People who are from Ontario, but relocated to other, more friendly and sincere provinces also use this term. Concisely connotes a province of people beset by fake-friendliness, and a mentality hellbent on conformity above all else and a general intolerance for anyone that is not like them. One who will smile to your face and bad mouth you behind your back. Also used to connote a bigot or someone who hates and bad-mouths Americans, but spends half their lives in the US vacationing and shopping.

"Hey, where are you from?"
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."

by auswayward January 27, 2014

ontology

What it means for something to exist.

What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.

by puhdoo November 2, 2013

ontercourse

the act of having sex with your clothes on, in public (no penetration).

maia and ezra are having ontercourse again, someone needs to step in.

by Northside Joe January 29, 2009

Onceler

A fictional capitalist created by Dr. Seuss in 1971 as the main antagonist. He is also included in the 1972 The Lorax 25 minute short-film and the 2012 The Lorax made by Illumination. The Onceler produced a product called Thneeds, using the tuffs (leaves) of truffula trees. Near the end of the story, he runs out of trees and is forced to close his business. He gives a small child the last truffula seed to birth a new forest. The Onceler portrayed in the 2012 film spawned a fandom of simps, which in turn caused the creation of tumblr sexyman. In this fandom, he was shipped with himself, and fan created oncelers. However, this fandom died after a few years.

The Onceler is kinda hot ngl bro

by Delighten D.N November 19, 2022

Onella

An Onella is a beautiful girl who underestimates herself completely. She thinks she isn't all that, but she is one of the prettiest, most captivating people. Onella's are hilarious and can brighten any mood. An Onella can bring someone's mood from a 0-100 in seconds. If you have an Onella in your life, you're very lucky as she can please people when she likes them. She knows how to cheer someone up. Onella has a lot of potential but tends not to act on it and gets caught up in other things that are much less important.

Guy #1: God, today has been awful.
Guy #2: Sounds to me like you need an Onella in your life!

by maclovesty December 12, 2019