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Ontel Monke 

the word Ontel Monke is used, when someone is an rich, old and filthy person
man have you seen florim? nah man hes such a ontel monke
Ontel Monke by oldlean August 15, 2022
Related Words
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Onterrible

Is used by Canadians to describe the people of Ontario. People who are from Ontario, but relocated to other, more friendly and sincere provinces also use this term. Concisely connotes a province of people beset by fake-friendliness, and a mentality hellbent on conformity above all else and a general intolerance for anyone that is not like them. One who will smile to your face and bad mouth you behind your back. Also used to connote a bigot or someone who hates and bad-mouths Americans, but spends half their lives in the US vacationing and shopping.
"Hey, where are you from?"
"I am from Onterrible. But I left there and so am now allowed to have a personality."
Onterrible by auswayward January 27, 2014
What it means for something to exist.
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013

ontercourse

the act of having sex with your clothes on, in public (no penetration).
maia and ezra are having ontercourse again, someone needs to step in.
ontercourse by Northside Joe January 29, 2009
A fictional capitalist created by Dr. Seuss in 1971 as the main antagonist. He is also included in the 1972 The Lorax 25 minute short-film and the 2012 The Lorax made by Illumination. The Onceler produced a product called Thneeds, using the tuffs (leaves) of truffula trees. Near the end of the story, he runs out of trees and is forced to close his business. He gives a small child the last truffula seed to birth a new forest. The Onceler portrayed in the 2012 film spawned a fandom of simps, which in turn caused the creation of tumblr sexyman. In this fandom, he was shipped with himself, and fan created oncelers. However, this fandom died after a few years.
The Onceler is kinda hot ngl bro
Onceler by Delighten D.N November 19, 2022
An Onella is a beautiful girl who underestimates herself completely. She thinks she isn't all that, but she is one of the prettiest, most captivating people. Onella's are hilarious and can brighten any mood. An Onella can bring someone's mood from a 0-100 in seconds. If you have an Onella in your life, you're very lucky as she can please people when she likes them. She knows how to cheer someone up. Onella has a lot of potential but tends not to act on it and gets caught up in other things that are much less important.
Guy #1: God, today has been awful.
Guy #2: Sounds to me like you need an Onella in your life!
Onella by maclovesty December 12, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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