onelis 

A bipolar, frustrated, slut, that seems to be easy for every guy that comes to ask. Here pictures roam everywhere. She is school smart but no life smart, many people begin to like her but then once you get to know her you will hate her. She makes un nessecary comments when you least expect it and she wants attention.

Jimmy asks Brian-"Did you get onelis nudes last night ?"
Brian- "Yeah and so did the rest of the soccer team"

onelis by Athena1013 September 19, 2016

onetis 

That one girl you really obsesed with.

Guy one: dude it’s been 3 months get over her!
Guy two: i know but she’s perfect in every way she all i need!
Guy one: not another onetis bro u need to play the field, she’s just not that into you

onetis by tux* October 14, 2009

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

onevision 

People with only one vision or less (0).
People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".

Picture of a "onevision" character:
http://bayimg.com/caPkGAabF

"What a onevision!"

Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.

"O no, another onevision!"

Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...

onevision by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009

Oneisha 

Sweet, smart, intelligent girl. She doesn't take anything(bullshit) from anybody, and so special that anybody will be lucky to have her. She always has something to say about everything which most times are true and she is very athletic. She is one of a kind. :) ;)

She also got a big booty

Anna: "Wow I wish I was Oneisha"
Susy: "Same"

Oneisha by Smexyy May 7, 2017

Oneli 

Oneli is smart, modest, and the kindest person you'll ever meet. She is a hard worker, a bit of a nerd, and always willing to help a friend. She's quiet and doesn't seek attention but she will always stand up for people. She never hurts feelings no matter what and she never acts without reason. She is funny and gorgeous inside and out but would never admit it. Her smile is captivating, but if she was told she wouldn't believe it. Oneli is loyal, trustworthy and a great friend, she is honest but would lie to make people feel better.

"She's gotta be the sweetest person I've ever met"
"Yeah, she's an Oneli."

Oneli by rtvbji June 2, 2023

OneLittleMouse

A typical batshit insane wikinazi with 250 bans per 2 weeks.

Jimmy Wales personally approved One Little Mouse - random horseshit.
I know OneLittleMouse - said no one.
I trust OneLittleMouse - said no one.
OneLittleMouse is a cool guy - said no one.

OneLittleMouse by Barkingdog September 1, 2023