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A walking god on earth. Meerly exists in society to pleasure the female population and to educate males as how to become men.
Similar to Chuck Norris but way better.
by LouLou781992 November 05, 2008
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Ezra is the kind of person who has the ability to make you laugh no matter what the situation. Speaking of laughs, Ezra's typically have a very unique laugh, that sometimes contains snorts.. But if you have ever heard it, you know it is quite adorable! Ezra's can be sensitive when it comes to their age, because he tends to be more mature, and hangs out with people older who pick on him for being "young".. Although, sometimes he has quite the colorful vocabulary! They also tend to get quite hyper, and occasionally have attention disorders.. But as long as they take their meds, they're okay! Be sure to hold onto your friendship with Ezras, because it is quite difficult to find one like it!! Also.. They also tend to like video games. Varying from many consoles!
GUY #1: Hey dude, have you ever heard of Terraria?
OTHER GUY: No, but Ezra talks about it all the time, you should talk to him about it!
by dneirfsttam January 18, 2012
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A Name Usually Hebrew, refers to a man who has High intelligence, good looks, large hoohaa, great strength, and the Sci-Fi type of guy.
Holy S*** It's Ezra!!!
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Ezra is the kind of thing you always want around you.
Ezra can make you happy.
Ezra can lift your spirits with just looking at it.
Person1: Man, I am feeling so tired & just so discouraged lately..
Person2: Hm, I know just the thing!. Try Ezra!. It'll make you feel happy, & like all is going well..

Ezra is better than drugs.
by Justafaceinthecrowd February 21, 2009
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Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic music, he likes those weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like clichΓ© romance novels, though he will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
"Dude, Have you heard of the blood kink?"

"yeah, Ezra invented that."
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by TotallyNotTessa June 08, 2016
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