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Onoist is the smell similar to an onion that has been sumerged into spoiled milk
The boy smelled like onoist after the gym class
onoist by milkygalama April 10, 2016
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A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.
"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"
oboist by ~*Alyssa Marie*~ November 18, 2006
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A person that plays the oboe really well and loves it. They are the most friendly people you will ever meet, but some are more friendly than others. They are socialites and are the life of parties, but can still settle down and appreciate the beauty of life, nature, and music. Some can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.
Evan: HI!!! I'm Evan!!!! I'm and oboist!!! What's your name??
Me: I'm K-
Evan: That's great! Nice to meet you! Do you like running? I LOVE to run!!! That and video games!! So, when I was four, my mom was telling me how...

but still...

Me: It's SO beautiful out here!!!
Evan: I know. It's amazing!
Me: wow
Evan: (quietly sitting, enjoying the view)
oboist by TiggerIsHappy August 24, 2011
Someone who plays the oboe. They're usually amazing people.
Aurora Jerome is an oboist.
Oboist by Dessert 19 October 9, 2009
Onisty is sooo thick she dont play around she will beat your ass she is REALLY HARD TO GET she is sexy and beautiful
Jaylyn:damn she thick

Mya: ikr

Jaylyn: I am finna smash
Mya:ask onisty out

Jaylyn:ight bet
Onisty by Jajah November 22, 2019

blond oboist 

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
blond oboist by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

onisticbabe

Usally a emo female with short brown hair who likes to fuck. Sometimes, she gets so cold that she will literally do anything to get warm. ANYTHING. She wears necklaces that prove she is a lesbian. Although she is messy as hell, she can be a good freind
Who is that?
Thats onisticbabe
onisticbabe by Yet yah October 13, 2017
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