A person who plays the oboe. Must have a lot of patience and a lot of skill. May play in the pit or color guard during marching band season. Sits directly in front of the conductor in concert band. Can always be heard in an orchestra. May sometimes have trouble remembering that reed knives can NOT be used to injure or kill other instrumentalists. Is usually very sarcastic and usually has a short temper. Get to know one and you'll have a friend for life.
"The oboist has really imroved over the summer; she doesn't sound like a dying duck anymore!"
A person that plays the oboe really well and loves it. They are the most friendly people you will ever meet, but some are more friendly than others. They are socialites and are the life of parties, but can still settle down and appreciate the beauty of life, nature, and music. Some can be the most amazing people you will ever meet.
Evan: HI!!! I'm Evan!!!! I'm and oboist!!! What's your name??
Me: I'm K-
Evan: That's great! Nice to meet you! Do you like running? I LOVE to run!!! That and video games!! So, when I was four, my mom was telling me how...
but still...
Me: It's SO beautiful out here!!!
Evan: I know. It's amazing!
Me: wow Evan: (quietly sitting, enjoying the view)
He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fanbase within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutieplay? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!