onesock 

(Noun) A person who only wears one sock on their right foot, but not on the left. Or vise-versa.

"So yeah, I wasn't wearing any socks."
"Really? Well I tend to be a onesock."

onesock by onesock May 26, 2007

onesock 

To receive oral sex from someone in a cinema

Hey man, last night I took this bitch out to see Wall-E and she totally gave me a onesock!

onesock by Subtle Balls July 4, 2008

Barefoot one sock bandit 

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

Barefoot one sock bandit by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

shit in one sock 

to be organized, to be able accomplish a task

If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.

This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".

After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."

shit in one sock by The Real Davy Jones January 16, 2008

Put all your poo in one sock

Sort out one's problems, contain and deal with one's problems, such that one has problems but at least they are localised. "Poo" is often replaced by "shit".

"Put all your poo in one sock, then meet me at the pub" - Hamish and Andy

Put all your poo in one sock by MC-Australia February 8, 2008

Baddie-one-sock 

The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.

Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.

Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.

Baddie-one-sock by Lizey January 18, 2009

One-sock 

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty

Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.

One-sock by Mohecan January 23, 2006