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Colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. Term originally coined by highly esteemed female Australian bike rider of Melbourne location many many years ago. Since purchasing her own "onesies" it has been decreeded under Melbourne Bike Rider assesment to be the hottest arse in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!
she " Dude onesies for the track today ?"

dude "hell yeah help me pull 'em on"

she " meh, your arse aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies"
onesies by sharkuss February 2, 2010
A onesier is defined as someone who wears onesies in public.
She wears her hoodie cat onesie everywhere...that girl is a chronic onesier.
onesier by Jo Onesier January 17, 2017
The most comfortable thing one can wear, there is no denying it.
Sally experienced a cozy wonderland as she put on her fuzzy onesie.
onesie by Cosmello January 11, 2015
Onesie comes from the word "one" and means a one-piece suit, usually in the form you use for lazy days at home. It is also used for one-piece snowsuits and one-piece motorcycle suits. The word is sometimes spelled onesy.

The name may be derived from the registered trademark Onesies®, which is a range of clothes for infant children. The word onesie (in singular) does however, in modern usage, more often mean a suit in adult size.
When I come home from work, I just like to change into my onesie and watch TV.
Onesie by EliasG June 4, 2013
sexyyy !
sexiest garment on earth ;)
ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: sexayyy ! ;)
onesies by cytb April 12, 2011

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin
"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"
Word of the Day on September 14, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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