oneshit

noun, a story with one chapter (oneshot), which was absolute bullshit.

person A: »Wow, that oneshot was really bad!«
person B: »I guess it’s an oneshit then.«

by avasabrina February 13, 2018

oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.

Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?

by akurokuu August 24, 2006

one shit wonder

While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.

"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"

by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009

Niko OneShot

Niko OneShot is the protagonist of the hit indie video game OneShot.

Niko OneShot has stolen my bank accounr and has swore to take over my life.

by niko from oneshot September 21, 2022

niko oneshot

el gatto

Dude 1: Yo looks it's niko oneshot!
Dude 2: Are you high?

by anonymous November 23, 2022

OneShot

this fucking game made me cry for hours
it's a good game but holy FUCK it's sad

guy 1: hey man i heard you played OneShot, how was it?
guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by hajimeme November 7, 2020

day one shit

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.

Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"

by Killa-D October 21, 2008