oneshit
oneshit by avasabrina February 13, 2018
Words you can keep
oneshot
Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.
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oneshit • one shit wonder • One Shitter Quitter • onehita • Oneshia • Oneship • oneshipper • Oneshot Combo • OneShotLeo • Niko OneShot
one shit wonder
While taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of shit that amazes the human eye. Although, this will be the only piece of shit you're able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. Common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
"I felt like my ass was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! But, instead I just had a one shit wonder! The thing had to be a good foot and a half long. So satisfying. So soothing"
one shit wonder by Mr Tasty May 29, 2009
Niko OneShot
Niko OneShot by niko from oneshot September 21, 2022
niko oneshot
niko oneshot by anonymous November 23, 2022
day one shit
a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"
Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?
Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."
Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
day one shit by Killa-D October 21, 2008
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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