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Onederland 

When dieters go from weighing two or three hundred pounds down to 199 or less, they have reached Onederland.
When Jared started his diet he weighed 220 pounds. After losing thirty pounds on Weight Watchers, he realized he had entered Onederland.
Onederland by lubridan May 14, 2010
An absolute madlad. He is very cool but sometimes is too obsessed with pick-up lines.
That guy is an Oneer.

So cool! Just make sure he doesnt use a pick-up line on you.
Oneer by GajarKaHalwa September 8, 2020

Oneversation

When a man talks solely about himself while out on a date with a woman, he doesn’t ask any questions and makes no leads to allow the woman to express her opinion.
The date ended in total disappointment as Barry proceeded to have a oneversation all evening.
Oneversation by Purple Polly September 17, 2010
a vampire with one tooth.
The onepire tried to bite me, but it wasnt strong enough.
onepire by unfalse October 30, 2010
Fuck OnePrince
OnePrince by Lil parmesan December 27, 2018

Onepercenter 

The 1% who are the richest Americans and who buy our congressmen and run our government.
I do believe that during most of America's history, most of our presidents have been "selected" by the "OnePerCenters", however, the 99PerCenters still believed it was our choice. Now, we know otherwise.
Onepercenter by Chimp999 April 24, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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