sockalypse

The inevitable point where all the lost socks get to gether and revolt against their human overlords, freeing all hosery once and for all.

"Dame, another lone sock in the laundry. There'll be hell to pay, come the sockalypse!"

by summerbree June 16, 2022

double-cushioned

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.

OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!

by summerbree October 18, 2022

oneper

An obese person whose body fat exceeds the usual capacity of a seat on public transport: ONE butt cheek PER seat.

Hey, Annie! Check out that ONEPER who just sat down over there! They should definitely pay for two tickets.

by summerbree May 04, 2022