Oneversation

When a man talks solely about himself while out on a date with a woman, he doesn’t ask any questions and makes no leads to allow the woman to express her opinion.

The date ended in total disappointment as Barry proceeded to have a oneversation all evening.

by Purple Polly September 17, 2010

oneversation

When texting a presumed friend who never responds or ignores several texts in a row for an extended period of time.

She decided to go to dinner alone after a week-long oneversation that included several unanswered texts attempting to confirm a date and time.

by Layni13 November 27, 2015

Carry-onversation

When youre walking through a supermarket talking to a family member or friend and they walk down a different aisle without you realising so you carry on talking to yourself

John- "Elephants definatley don't live down burrows I'm certain."
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"

by MTriddy October 30, 2010

Neversation

A conversation that never happened.

Just so you understand... We've just had a neversation.

by pixho February 21, 2010

Toneversational

Pertaining to the tone of your conversations. The way one modulates the "vibe" and context cues of their conversations, as opposed to their informational content.

When talking to women, men must adopt a more toneversational approach: "wanna' fuck, or what?".

by Luvieere1 February 16, 2026