onecan
A bellend that makes his mates pay for his hotel stay, always likes to get his own way and cant handle the drink, also has balls like a turkey neck
Words you can keep
only one can speculate
It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
only one can speculate by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017
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Onetangledmess
She’s a gorgeous girl on TikTok who is super nice to everyone and makes great miraculous videos ❤️❤️
Onetangledmess by Im(inthefbi)totallyanonymous 🔪 June 28, 2021
In space, no one can hear you scream.
This is the tagline for the film Alien, which was directed by Ridley Scott, not James Cameron, as currently stated on this site. Cameron directed the sequel, Aliens.
"In space, no one can hear you scream." is on e of the most quoted and parodied timelines in film history. It would have been more accurate if applied to Cuaron's Gravity, in which the silence of space plays a role in the narrative.
In space, no one can hear you scream. by drbill January 9, 2014
Oneman Dj set
Oneman Dj set by Spex84 October 23, 2013
Onezan
Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.
Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)
Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18
Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)
Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........
DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!
DG - Does not compute
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!
DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......
DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!
DG - Does not compute
Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!
DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......
Onezan by Uber Pippo July 23, 2009
One Can Van Damme
A person who, after a minimal ammount of alcohol, turns into the legendary belgian muscle man jean Claude Van Damme and starts a fight with anybody near him despite their size
Things got a bit tasty last night in the Club - after half a pint of special brew Dave turned into One Can Van Damme and smacked a bouncer
One Can Van Damme by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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