OneCard

the way to survive on Goucher College Campus

includes name, birthdate, goucher id, picture, money,key to any building, meal plans, laundry money-everything you need.

if you lose it, you cant do anything and must rely on friends and kind souls to let you in to buildings and give you food

it sucks

"oh hayli, i cant find my one card, can i get a meal from you?"

(2:00 in the morning)
"who wants to walk me back to stimson, i lost my onecard"

"i have a shitload of laundry to do, good luck i have my onecard

OneCard by pieinterestsme September 27, 2009

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one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

one card short of a deck by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

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OneCardFam

A closely knit group of people with different personalities and backgrounds who have somehow found themselves together and the common factor that stands with them is their OneCard.

These people are the best kind of people with high humour capabilities.

They are forgiving but never forgetful. Straightforward with their approaches and are the most vocal ones.

When you have such people, call it your good fortune and never lose them.

You can never miss out on your OneCardFam.

OneCardFam by Moio November 24, 2021

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onecar

Definition of onecar

The reality of his new life didn’t really hit him until bedtime. I had set up a sleeping quarters in the onecar garage attached through the side of the house.

onecar by anonymous October 26, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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