OneCard

the way to survive on Goucher College Campus

includes name, birthdate, goucher id, picture, money,key to any building, meal plans, laundry money-everything you need.

if you lose it, you cant do anything and must rely on friends and kind souls to let you in to buildings and give you food

it sucks

"oh hayli, i cant find my one card, can i get a meal from you?"

(2:00 in the morning)
"who wants to walk me back to stimson, i lost my onecard"

"i have a shitload of laundry to do, good luck i have my onecard

OneCard by pieinterestsme September 27, 2009

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one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

one card short of a deck by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

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Related Words

OneCard • OneCardFam • onecar • one card short of a deck

OneCardFam

A closely knit group of people with different personalities and backgrounds who have somehow found themselves together and the common factor that stands with them is their OneCard.

These people are the best kind of people with high humour capabilities.

They are forgiving but never forgetful. Straightforward with their approaches and are the most vocal ones.

When you have such people, call it your good fortune and never lose them.

You can never miss out on your OneCardFam.

OneCardFam by Moio November 24, 2021

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onecar

Definition of onecar

The reality of his new life didn’t really hit him until bedtime. I had set up a sleeping quarters in the onecar garage attached through the side of the house.

onecar by anonymous October 26, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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