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the way to survive on Goucher College Campus

includes name, birthdate, goucher id, picture, money,key to any building, meal plans, laundry money-everything you need.

if you lose it, you cant do anything and must rely on friends and kind souls to let you in to buildings and give you food

it sucks
"oh hayli, i cant find my one card, can i get a meal from you?"

(2:00 in the morning)
"who wants to walk me back to stimson, i lost my onecard"

"i have a shitload of laundry to do, good luck i have my onecard
OneCard by pieinterestsme September 27, 2009
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one card short of a deck 

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.
Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

OneCardFam 

A closely knit group of people with different personalities and backgrounds who have somehow found themselves together and the common factor that stands with them is their OneCard.

These people are the best kind of people with high humour capabilities.

They are forgiving but never forgetful. Straightforward with their approaches and are the most vocal ones.

When you have such people, call it your good fortune and never lose them.
You can never miss out on your OneCardFam.
OneCardFam by Moio November 24, 2021
Definition of onecar
The reality of his new life didn’t really hit him until bedtime. I had set up a sleeping quarters in the onecar garage attached through the side of the house.
onecar by anonymous October 26, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026