one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

by zabuma March 30, 2009