one-legged 

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above

-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!

one-legged by prisky April 11, 2022

one legged skid 

the act of balancing awkwardly on one leg while throwing your arms around in wild fashion simultaneously skidding across a slippery surface. usually attributed to flip flop wearing during a rainy day, or pants with excessive fabric. also accompanied by epiphany of impending death.

did you just see that one legged skid i did on that wet floor? my life flashed before my eyes! i knew i should not have worn these massive pants with flip flops!

one legged skid by jessicool August 30, 2008

One Legged Pirate 

during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.

After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich

One Legged Pirate by Phillips987 July 2, 2009

one legged man in an ass kicking contest 

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

one legged man in an ass kicking contest by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

One Legged Phone Balance by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

one legged pirate 

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

one legged pirate by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

One legged ghost 

the act of ejactulating on a girls face, then covering her face in flour, then finally stomping on her foot.

i was out at a party with joe, and gave this chick a one legged ghost in the bathroom.

One legged ghost by Dubstyl June 12, 2008