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When the two versions of the main antagonist (The Onceler) in the Dr. Seuss book, The Lorax, are having sexual intercourse with each other.
I, the creator of this definition, had recently found oncest fanart on my TikTok For You Page because once my friend sent me a video as a joke and now it's all over my For You Page. I was so disturbed, I cried into a piece of stale bread.
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slang for "once"
Would you do as I tell you for oncest!
oncest by aarby08808 February 4, 2018
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when your on top of your family memebers but not fucking them
“that’s incest
no that’s oncest”
oncest by bitchybitch29 July 4, 2020
when one sibling is on top of the other
this isnt incest, this is oncest.
oncest by hoepp69 July 4, 2020
A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.

A'onesty 

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!
A'onesty by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017

onestril 

Noun: Onestril is when ones septum becomes deviated turning you into a noseclops.
Last night, I had so many nose beers, I was Onestriled! I looked like a noseclops.
onestril by Kdaaawg January 27, 2018
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Literally 1984 

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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