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Oncetime 

Oncetime I ate a goat foot
Oncetime by Dondican2 March 4, 2021
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Oncetime 

Oncetime I smoked a banana
Oncetime by Dondican2 March 4, 2021

onetimeacraft 

One of the best blacksmiths out there (In roblox only). He will join you in making your game and then over time go into hibernation like those lizards and snakes and shit. Once in a while he pops up and shows old memes and then disappears again.
This guy is a onetimeacraft.
Kids! Stay away from him! He's a onetimeacraft.
I dream of becoming a onetimeacraft.
onetimeacraft by reallolman101 August 10, 2018
the police, meaning you've got one time to run, or "eat yo shit nigga"
"Fuck, here comes tha onetime!"
onetime by Kelly Burkett September 21, 2005

Onetimewaymon 

A narcissist, sociopath, gas lighter who claims that they never have done anything more than one time.
Bye onetimewaymon, like I really believe you was with that bitch once.
Onetimewaymon by Kim Levene June 22, 2023

woodbury onetime 

The act of banging a chick in the dark and then pulling a switcheroo where one partner leaves and then another comes back to take over. With NO knowledge by the victim.
I once pulled a Woodbury Onetime by fucking a chick in the dark, and in the middle, I pulled out, switched with a buddy, and he finished up without the chick ever knowing.
woodbury onetime by WB1T July 19, 2009
wow you got pizza ? onetime !
onetime by stump August 19, 2004
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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