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Onesto

It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.
Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.
by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011
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Onesto

A world that can be used when you're very surprised. Typical italian word from Cosco.
"hello, how are you?"
"I'm fine thanks. ONESTO!"
by eeemhahah January 11, 2018
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onetopicatatime

Onetopicatatime is the accepting father figure of YouTube and other social medias. He is a hard worker and cares for everyone. He has been known to be wholesome, loving, and is the Keanu Reeves of YouTube.
"You are so onetopicatatime!"

"Awe, I don't deserve that title."

"You are amazing, you so do!"
by RubyBlue2005 June 27, 2019
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OneTopicAtATime

OneTopicAtATime is an extremely wholesome YouTuber who covers different subreddits such as: r/suddenlygay, r/Traa, r/wholesomememes, r/LGBT and others...

He does collaborations with other YouTubers such as TheClick, OZmedia, JaminDoger and his YouTube group, SadMilk

OneTopicAtATime helped me through tough times with his over-positivity...
Me: Have you subscribed to our lord and wholesome saviour, OneTopicAtATime?
Friend: Who?
Me: We can no longer be friends...
by AlexTheTransBoi August 24, 2020
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Onesty

A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.
by IM JUST BEING HONEST May 18, 2019
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onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
by burntham September 5, 2003
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oneshot

Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.
Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?
by akurokuu August 24, 2006
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