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It means honest. No, seriously, it does.

And usually, people who are named Onesto aren't honest.
Jennifer: That guy really is an Onesto! He's so honest to me."

Jocelyn: What did he say?

Jennifer: He said he's never gotten a blowjob.

Jocelyn: But.. but I gave him one last week.
Onesto by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011
Words you can keep
A world that can be used when you're very surprised. Typical italian word from Cosco.
"hello, how are you?"
"I'm fine thanks. ONESTO!"
Onesto by eeemhahah January 11, 2018

onetopicatatime 

Onetopicatatime is the accepting father figure of YouTube and other social medias. He is a hard worker and cares for everyone. He has been known to be wholesome, loving, and is the Keanu Reeves of YouTube.
"You are so onetopicatatime!"

"Awe, I don't deserve that title."

"You are amazing, you so do!"
onetopicatatime by RubyBlue2005 June 27, 2019

OneTopicAtATime 

OneTopicAtATime is an extremely wholesome YouTuber who covers different subreddits such as: r/suddenlygay, r/Traa, r/wholesomememes, r/LGBT and others...

He does collaborations with other YouTubers such as TheClick, OZmedia, JaminDoger and his YouTube group, SadMilk

OneTopicAtATime helped me through tough times with his over-positivity...
Me: Have you subscribed to our lord and wholesome saviour, OneTopicAtATime?
Friend: Who?
Me: We can no longer be friends...
OneTopicAtATime by AlexTheTransBoi August 24, 2020
A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
onesome by burntham September 5, 2003
Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.
Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?
oneshot by akurokuu August 24, 2006
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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