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A world that can be used when you're very surprised. Typical italian word from Cosco.
"hello, how are you?"
"I'm fine thanks. ONESTO!"
Onesto by eeemhahah January 11, 2018

onetopicatatime 

Onetopicatatime is the accepting father figure of YouTube and other social medias. He is a hard worker and cares for everyone. He has been known to be wholesome, loving, and is the Keanu Reeves of YouTube.
"You are so onetopicatatime!"

"Awe, I don't deserve that title."

"You are amazing, you so do!"
onetopicatatime by RubyBlue2005 June 27, 2019

OneTopicAtATime 

OneTopicAtATime is an extremely wholesome YouTuber who covers different subreddits such as: r/suddenlygay, r/Traa, r/wholesomememes, r/LGBT and others...

He does collaborations with other YouTubers such as TheClick, OZmedia, JaminDoger and his YouTube group, SadMilk

OneTopicAtATime helped me through tough times with his over-positivity...
Me: Have you subscribed to our lord and wholesome saviour, OneTopicAtATime?
Friend: Who?
Me: We can no longer be friends...
OneTopicAtATime by AlexTheTransBoi August 24, 2020
A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
onesome by burntham September 5, 2003
Refers to fanfiction, which means that the fic is one chapter long and will not be continued. Mostly canon.
Hey, should I continue my oneshot, or leave it as is?
oneshot by akurokuu August 24, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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