Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
slang for "once"
Would you do as I tell you for oncest!
oncest by aarby08808 February 4, 2018
Related Words
when your on top of your family memebers but not fucking them
“that’s incest”
“no that’s oncest”
oncest by bitchybitch29 July 4, 2020
when one sibling is on top of the other
this isnt incest, this is oncest.
oncest by hoepp69 July 4, 2020
A very real and unapologetic female who doesn’t really care what anyone thinks. She will put hands on both male and female & she is trying to change as a person for the better but motherfuckers keep pissing her off.
Onesty: *checks urban dictionary for a word that’s not even her name and decides to search her name too*

Onesty: That’s funny that “Jayceiscool” or whatever the fuck it is posted something about my name a few days ago. It’s even funnier that I know someone named Jayce personally (coincidence? I think not) and if he thought that shit was funny, I can’t wait to see him in person. I’m not laughing little bitch. No exaggeration he is a little bitch.

A'onesty 

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!
A'onesty by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017

onestril 

Noun: Onestril is when ones septum becomes deviated turning you into a noseclops.
Last night, I had so many nose beers, I was Onestriled! I looked like a noseclops.
onestril by Kdaaawg January 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Next