onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.

Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING

onbo-ARDING by Mooseticles May 13, 2022

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onboarding

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

onboarding by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

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Onboarding

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

Onboarding by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

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Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

Onboarding unemployed by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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