onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.

Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING

by Mooseticles May 13, 2022

onboarding

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

Onboarding

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022