on the turn

Phrase to explain when you're pissed with something.

F*ck off leave me alone you don't understand I am SO ON THE TURN it's ricockulous.

by Krikpoh January 28, 2007

on the turn

menopause, menstrual cycle ends, change of life

She's "on the turn" (aka : going off "like a old steak that needs trowing in the bin")

by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022

On the turn queef

The smell of a girls vagina after light or vigorous exercise

Dude, get Mavis to run round the block a few times and make sure her queef is on the turn .. On the turn queef like licking the tip of a battery

by Kyan Ray March 29, 2015

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

This phrase comes from a Possum Reviews video on review on the homemade mediocre film, The goblin. In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on the stove. It never comes up again. No reason or explanation. The phrase is a follow up to a rhetorical question.

Friend: Why did the teacher give us extra homework? We didn't even do anything bad.
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

turn on the jets

To ignite the inner Olympic sprinter and move as fast as humanly possible

I had to turn on the jets when the police crashed the party.

by Jvlian December 28, 2017